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Find a chair. The chair should be hard yet soft, with no hard edges and as many soft contours as possible. Just like how you, a lady, should be.

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A lady must be prim and proper to be seen seriously. Men need their women to look nice and to be presentable at all times. To please men, ladies must do their activities with precision and grace. Otherwise, these ladies will not be accepted by the Men and might not be able to succeed in the world. Here is one way for you ladies to act prim and proper in order to rise up in the world.

Method 1

Touch the chair with the back of your legs. Be soft and gentle when doing so.

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Look down at where you're about to sit.

Ladies don't look up, it's unbecoming and can be seen as challenging the patriarchy.
Make sure you don't miss, because if you mess up, that means all ladies mess up and you're ruining the whole population of ladies from your one mistake.

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Slowly place your rear onto the chair. Don’t rush into it, but don’t take too long, either.

Make sure to smooth your skirt on your way down. You need to look presentable at all times. No matter what.
The smoothing of the skirt also keep you from accidentally flashing your skin, which would be distracting and disastrous to your male peers. You need to think about their comforts after all.

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Smooth down your skirt to make yourself comfortable.

Yes, you must wear a skirt because ladies should only wear skirts and dresses.
Again, make sure your legs aren't too exposed.

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Keep your back straight and your legs crossed.

Don't stick your chest out. That can be seen as sexualizing yourself. You don't want that.
Crossing your legs also sends the signal that you're not open to sexual harassment. Hopefully.
This is also a good time to sit and reflect on how much you can contribute to the world but would probably not be recognized as much as a man would for the same exact thing.